So much for weekly postings...

Where does the time go? I suspect it goes to that black hole where all the missing socks end up.

I stole this from Dara even though I don't really know her. Feel free to post your answers in the comment area, or link to your own blog via comments.

1. Do you have a tattoo? Yes, I have 7.

2. How old are you? 33

3. Are you single or taken? Happily taken

4. Eat with your hands or utensils? Depends what I'm eating

5. Do you dream at night? Usually

6. Ever seen a corpse? More than I care to think about

7. George Strait or Jay Z? Probably Strait

8. How did we meet? Well, um, Dara, we haven't

9. What's your philosophy on life and death? It's all a big circle

10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? Um...Have a cup of coffee?

11. Do you trust the police? For the most part, yes

12. Do you like Country music? Yeah...but don't tell anyone that

13. What is your fondest memory of me? Hmmm...I like your blog...

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? I would have all the parts, and the same weight, that I had when I was 21

15. Would you cheat? No, not on anyone or anything

16. What do you wear to sleep? socks

17. Have you ever peed in a pool? Yes

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? Most likely not

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Whatever you wanted, I imagine

20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? Don't have a preference. I like my hair shorter.

21. Do you sing in the shower? Only when I'm home alone

22. What's your favorite color? Red...or maybe blue...or...

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? My mom

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you? I can wiggle my eyebrows

25. What was your first impression of me? I like your "tell it like it is" style

26. Have you ever done drugs? Yep, a long time ago

27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? I just did...

28. What is your first name? Stacey

Reader Question

Yes, dear readers, (I can pluralize now, I have 2 regular readers!) ;-) it's time again for another reader question. And any of you can send in a question whenever the urge hits you, as occasionally I tackle more than one in a post.

Q: What jobs have you done in your life?

A: Good question, an easier answer might be to tell you what I haven't done, but that's not what you asked. So here goes...

I did lawn maintenance for 2 realty companies when I was 8-10 years old, a shop assistant when I was 12-13, a groundskeeper (glorified title for garbage picker-upper) when I was 14-15, I worked as a dishwasher/dietary aid/waitress/caterer/baker/cook/supervisor for the same company from 15-20, I was a counselor in a PMIC (psychiatric medical institution for children) from 19-21, I was a clerk at a gas station from 20-21, a waitress at a fine dining restaurant, a hostess at a different fine dining restaurant, a cocktail waitress, a bartender, a painter, a CNA (certified nurse's assistant), a telemarketer (which I HATED), stand up comedienne (or comedian, I don't really get hung up about all the gendering stuff), house manager for an adult group home, I was in a band for a bit (I sang), a mental retardation technician (don't holler at me about being PC--that was my title), a factory worker, an EMT, a cardiopulmonary technician...and probably a few other things that I can't think of right now. I've also volunteered loads of hours for suicide hotlines, domestic violence programs, sexual assault programs, and was a featured speaker at a statewide crime victim workers' conference.

For the most part, I think that about covers it.